Friends versus Biker Friends

I have added my own individual ones that I feel are warranted and appropriate.


Friends: Never ask for food
Biker Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Will say “hello”
Biker Friends: Will give you a big hug and a kiss

Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Biker Friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad

Friends: Have never seen you cry
Biker Friends: Cry with you

Friends: Eat at your dinner table and leave
Biker Friends: Will spend hours talking, laughing and just being together

Friends: Know a few things about you
Biker Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes

Friends: Knock on your door
Biker Friends: Walk right in and say I’m home!

Friends: Are for a while
Biker Friends: Are for life

Friends:  Nod when they see you
Biker Friends:  Wave at you every time they see you

Friends:  Hear you are in jail and say, "Gosh that is too bad"
Biker Friends:  Are sitting in jail with you, wondering where your ride is and say:  "What a helluva of a ride!"

Friends:  Prefer to take your dog with you in the car and can't understand why the dog sticks their head out the window while traveling 50 mph
Biker Friends:  Sees the dog hang it's head out the window and appreciates why the dog does it and is envious because it isn't you.